Gelett Burgess Quotes

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.

There is work that is work and there is play that is play; there is play that is work and work that is play. And in only one of these lies happiness.

If in the last few years you have not discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead.

I never saw a purple cow; I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one.

Old friends, we say, are best, when some sudden disillusionment shakes our faith in a new comrade.