Best Quotes by Helen Rowland (Top 10)

  1. A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.
  2. When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
  3. Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
  4. Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.
  5. A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.
  6. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
  7. A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.
  8. Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again.
  9. The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.
  10. No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.

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