Best Quotes by Herb Caen (Top 9)

  1. The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
  2. A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
  3. Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.
  4. Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?
  5. One day if I do go to heaven...I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.
  6. The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
  7. I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.
  8. The clock doesn't matter in baseball. Time stands still or moves backwards. Theoretically, one game could go on forever. Some seem to.
  9. There are more of them than us.