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Jean Kerr Quotes
Best Quotes by Jean Kerr (Top 10)
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I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.
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I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
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Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?
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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
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Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
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The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.
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A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.
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If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.
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The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
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More Jean Kerr Quotes
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I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
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One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.
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Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.
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Dearer to me than the evening star A Packard car A Hershey bar Or a bride in her rich adorning Dearer than any of these by far Is to lie in bed in the morning
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Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.
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Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.
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You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help.
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Confronted by an absolutely infuriating review, it is sometimes helpful for the victim to do a little personal research on the critic. Is there any truth to the rumor that he had no formal education beyond the age of eleven? In any event, is he able to construct a simple English sentence? Do his participles dangle? When moved to lyricism, does he write "I had a fun time"? Was he ever arrested for burglary? I don't know that you will prove anything this way, but it is perfectly harmless and quite soothing.
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Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living.
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I don't want to see the uncut version of anything.
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Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella no matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye.
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