Jim Davis Quotes

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

I never met a lasagna I didn't like

If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen

An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today.

It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

When in doubt, pig out!