Best Quotes by Joe Bob Briggs (Top 4)
-
Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.
Joe Bob Briggs
-
If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it "romance and adventure."
Joe Bob Briggs
-
SURE-FIRE SINGLES AD: Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary.
Joe Bob Briggs
-
A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.
Joe Bob Briggs