John Kendrick Bangs Quotes

Pandemonium did not reign; it poured.

I can't tell a lie - not even when I hear one.

Bring forth the raisins and the nuts- Tonight All-Hallows' Spectre struts Along the moonlit way.

If I had my way no one should be taught to read until after he had passed his hundredth year. In that way, and in that way only can we protect our youth from the dreadful influence of such novels as 'Three Cycles, Not To Mention The Rug,' which dreadful book I have found within the past month in the hands of at least twenty children in the neighborhood, not one of whom was past sixty.