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Ken Dodd Quotes

Best Quotes by Ken Dodd (Top 3)

  1. Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
  2. I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.
  3. If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute — Ive got to have them.