Best Quotes by Kurt Vonnegut (Top 10)

  1. We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
  2. Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
  3. I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center.
  4. Everything is nothing, with a twist.
  5. Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round & wet & crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-God damn it, you've got to be kind.
  6. A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.
  7. I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep.
  8. Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, It might have been.
  9. How nice — to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
  10. And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.

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