Best Quotes by Les Dawson (Top 5)
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My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
Les Dawson
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
Les Dawson
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I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
Les Dawson
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A square egg in a dish of lentils won't make a marrow bend with the wind, nor will it make rhubarb grow up the milkmaid's leg.
Les Dawson
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Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finishes up.
Les Dawson