Best Quotes by Mort Sahl (Top 10)

  1. Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
  2. My life needs editing.
  3. People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.
  4. A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
  5. Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.
  6. If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.
  7. That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.
  8. You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.
  9. Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
  10. We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.

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