Best Quotes by Mort Sahl (Top 10)
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Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
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My life needs editing.
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People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.
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A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
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Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.
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If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.
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That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.
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You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.
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Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
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We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.
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