Best Quotes by Ogden Nash (Top 10)

  1. Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
  2. A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
  3. To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.
  4. Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
  5. The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.
  6. Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
  7. Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
  8. If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
  9. Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
  10. Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

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