Best Quotes by Phyllis Diller (Top 10)

  1. Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
  2. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
  3. We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
  4. Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
  5. Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
  6. My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.
  7. I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
  8. Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
  9. You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.
  10. The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

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