Best Quotes by Sam Levenson (Top 10)

  1. Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.
  2. Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.
  3. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
  4. The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
  5. It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
  6. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
  7. Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
  8. One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.
  9. It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
  10. Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.

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