Best Quotes by Samuel Hoffenstein (Top 5)
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When you're away, I'm restless, lonely, wretched, bored, dejected; only here's the rub, my darling dear, I feel the same when you're near.
Samuel Hoffenstein
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My soul is dark with stormy riot: directly traced over to diet.
Samuel Hoffenstein
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Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave.
Samuel Hoffenstein
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Breathes there a man with hide so tough
Who says two sexes aren't enough?
Samuel Hoffenstein
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What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile; otherwise can you imagine the awful screeching?
Samuel Hoffenstein