Best Quotes by Samuel Hoffenstein (Top 5)

  1. When you're away, I'm restless, lonely, wretched, bored, dejected; only here's the rub, my darling dear, I feel the same when you're near.
  2. My soul is dark with stormy riot: directly traced over to diet.
  3. Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave.
  4. Breathes there a man with hide so tough Who says two sexes aren't enough?
  5. What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile; otherwise can you imagine the awful screeching?