Best Quotes by Spalding Gray (Top 9)

  1. I knew I couldn't live in America and I wasn't ready to move to Europe so I moved to an island off the coast of America - New York City .
  2. I think of New York as a puree and the rest of the United States as vegetable soup.
  3. Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours.
  4. Everything is contingent, and there is also chaos.
  5. I was darkly convinced that at age 52 I would kill myself because my mother committed suicide at that age. I was fantasizing that she was waiting for me on the other side of the grave.
  6. I fantasize about going back to high school with the knowledge I have now. I would shine. I would have a good time, I would have a girlfriend. I think that's where a lot of my pain comes from. I think I never had any teenage years to go back to.
  7. All the beautiful waitresses existed like eternal responsibilities.
  8. I say that I can't make anything up. I think of myself as a collage artist. I'm cutting and pasting memories of my life. And I say, I have to live a life in order to tell a life. I would prefer to tell it because telling you're always in control, you're like God.
  9. I understood once I held a baby in my arms, why some people have the need to keep having them.