Best Quotes by Victor Borge (Top 10)

  1. Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
  2. Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
  3. One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.
  4. Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
  5. The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
  6. I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
  7. I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.
  8. I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
  9. He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
  10. I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

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