Best Quotes by Woody Allen (Top 10)

  1. I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
  2. I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
  3. Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
  4. The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.
  5. To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
  6. If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
  7. Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
  8. My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
  9. To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.
  10. Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

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