Random Quotes

I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some blind, random disaster or some sudden disease, the addict has the comfort of knowing what will most likely wait for him down the road. He's taken some control over his ultimate fate, and his addiction keeps the cause of his death from being a total surprise.

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

I also don't trust Caribou anymore. They're out there, on the tundra, waiting... Something's going down. I'm right about this.

God forbid you be an ugly girl, 'course too pretty is also your doom, 'cause everyone harbors a secret hatred for the prettiest girl in the room.

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity.

Cold calculation, random spots of color, mathematically exact construction (clearly shown or concealed), drawing that is now silent and now strident . . . . Is this not form?

Novels as dull as dishwater, with the grease of random sentiments floating on top.