Dating Quotes

Love would never leave us alone

Don't cry for a man who's left you—the next one may fall for your smile.

Freedom and love go together. Love is not a reaction. If I love you because you love me, that is mere trade, a thing to be bought in the market; it is not love. To love is not to ask anything in return, not even to feel that you are giving something- and it is only such love that can know freedom.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

A women who doesn't wear perfume has no future.

You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don't need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.

Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.

If the guy you're dating doesn't seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start "˜figuring him out,' please consider the glorious thought that he might just not be that into you. And then free yourself to go find someone that is.

We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also know it's not an easy concept. -He's not just into you

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself — to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to love life, to love himself, to love being loved. Such a relationship is based upon freedom and can never grow in a jealous heart.

Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.

I like someone who is a little crazy but coming from a good place. I think scars are sexy because it means you made a mistake that led to a mess.

Love and kindness are never wasted. They always make a difference. They bless the one who receives them, and they bless you, the giver.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play.

At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.

I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don't treat me right - shame on you.

To be completely woman you need a master, and in him a compass for your life. You need a man you can look up to and respect. If you dethrone him it's no wonder that you are discontented, and discontented women are not loved for long.

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.

Women need real moments of solitude and self reflection to balance out how much of ourselves we give away.

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed.

I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.

If you are blessed, you are blessed, whether you are married or single.

I always play women I would date.

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.

A man loved by a beautiful woman will always get out of trouble.

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

I got along without you before I met you and I'll get along without you a long time after you're gone.

A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.

Opportunity dances with those already on the dance floor.

I love being a single mom. But it's definitely different when you're dating.

Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 percent of all your happiness or misery.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Only the really plain people know about love - the very fascinating ones try so hard to create an impression that they soon exhaust their talents.

The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend.

The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs.

You go out with a girl you used to date, she looks so damn good, and then at a certain point you say, Boy, now I remember. I know why I left!

Seize from every moment its unique novelty, and do not prepare your joys.

Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'

Never again! I can see no reason for marriage - ever at all. I've had it. Three times is enough.

Gentlemen prefer blondes.

You know, I do not know, I just want to date someone who makes me happy.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

When I had no work and all this time on my hands, I couldn't get a date. Now that I have women banging on my door, I have no time to answer it.

Too chaste a youth leads to a dissolute old age.

People who love only once in their lives are. . . shallow people. What they call their loyalty, and their fidelity, I call either the lethargy of custom or their lack of imagination.

A woman who can't forgive should never have more than a nodding acquaintance with a man

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses.'

Welcome anything that comes to you, but do not long for anything else.

Nothing goes out of fashion sooner than a long dress with a very low neck.

Whats nice about my dating life is that I dont have to leave my house. All I have to do is read the paper: Im marrying Richard Gere, dating Daniel Day-Lewis, parading around with John F. Kennedy, Jr., and even Robert De Niro was in there for a day.

How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?

Love is a kind of military service.

Lonely men seek companionship. Lonely women sit at home and wait. They never meet.

Sin is whatever obscures the soul.