New york Quotes

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

It couldn't have happened anywhere but in little old New York.

One belongs to New York instantly. One belongs to it as much in five minutes as in five years.

I can't wait to get back to New York City where at least when I walk down the streat, no one ever hesitates to tell me exactly what they think of me.

Man has always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much...the wheel, New York, wars and so on...while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man...for precisely the same reason.

A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners.

New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guy was very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He says, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York." So I stabbed him.