Pet Quotes

What greater gift than the love of a cat.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.

Monsters cannot be announced. One cannot say: 'Here are our monsters,' without immediately turning the monsters into pets.

How it is that animals understand things I do not know, but it is certain that they do understand. Perhaps there is a language which is not made of words and everything in the world understands it. Perhaps there is a soul hidden in everything and it can always speak, without even making a sound, to another soul.

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.

Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

Animals don't lie. Animals don't criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.

It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.

I have some road rage inside of me. Traffic, especially in L.A., is a pet peeve of mine.

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.

I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.

He was, she reflected, almost rudely like a tortoise; and she was glad her friend kept none as pets or they might have suspected mockery.

Well-washed and well-combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas.

Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period.

The biggest dog has been a pup.

I was in New York and I walked into this pet store and came out with a dog.