Money Quotes

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Happiness does not reside in strength or money; it lies in rightness and many-sidedness.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.

It's how you deal with failure that determines how you achieve success.

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

Republicans are for both the man and the dollar, but in case of conflict the man before the dollar.

I don't need the money, dear. I work for art.

Time is money says the proverb, but turn it around and you get a precious truth. Money is time.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets.

Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.

There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

A man with money is no match against a man on a mission.

An athlete cannot run with money in his pockets. He must run with hope in his heart and dreams in his head.

I present myself to you in a form suitable to the relationship I wish to achieve with you.

There is no proletarian, not even a Communist movement, that has not operated in the interests of money, and for the time being permitted by money - and that without the idealists among its leaders having the slightest suspicion of the fact.

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

Money often costs too much.

The most valuable of all capital is that invested in human beings

You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy.

Terrorism is the war of the poor, and war is the terrorism of the rich.

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him whose?

We have the right as individuals to give away as much of our own money as we please in charity; but as members of Congress we have no right to appropriate a dollar of the public money.

Give me the money that has been spent in war and I will clothe every man, woman, and child in an attire of which kings and queens will be proud. I will build a schoolhouse in every valley over the whole earth. I will crown every hillside with a place of worship consecrated to peace.

A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

We haven't got the money, so we've got to think.

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.

Never work just for money or for power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night.

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money.

There was never a war on poverty. Maybe there was a skirmish on poverty.

The man of power is ruined by power, the man of money by money, the submissive man by subservience, the pleasure seeker by pleasure.

The darkest hour in any man's life is when he sits down to plan how to get money without earning it.

In marriage do thou be wise: prefer the person before money, virtue before beauty, the mind before the body; then thou hast a wife, a friend, a companion, a second self.

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.

The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.

What we really want to do is what we are really meant to do. When we do what we are meant to do, money comes to us, doors open for us, we feel useful, and the work we do feels like play to us.

I love luxury. And luxury lies not in richness and ornateness but in the absence of vulgarity. Vulgarity is the ugliest word in our language. I stay in the game to fight it.

World events do not occur by accident. They are made to happen, whether it is to do with national issues or commerce; and most of them are staged and managed by those who hold the purse strings.

Starting out to make money is the greatest mistake in life. Do what you feel you have a flair for doing, and if you are good enough at it, the money will come.

I do not prize the word cheap. It is not a word of inspiration. It is the badge of poverty, the signal of distress. Cheap merchandise means cheap men and cheap men mean a cheap country.

Money speaks sense in a language all nations understand.

Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision.

The shortest period of time lies between the minute you put some money away for a rainy day and the unexpected arrival of rain.

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money?

I say 20 words in English. I say money, money, money, and I say hot dog! I say yes, no and I say money, money, money and I say turkey sandwich and I say grape juice.

Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book.

Are you not ashamed of heaping up the greatest amount of money and honor and reputation, and caring so little about wisdom and truth and the greatest improvement of the soul?

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery.

Money will determine whether the accused goes to prison or walks out of the courtroom a free man.

Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money.

The process by which banks create money is so simple that the mind is repelled.

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy, hasn't got money.

A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money.

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace.

So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money?

It's a terribly hard job to spend a billion dollars and get your money's worth.

The sweaty players in the game of life always have more fun than the supercilious spectators.

I pity the French Cinema because it has no money. I pity the American Cinema because it has no ideas.

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.

Wealth is the product of man's capacity to think.

If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.

Words are the counters of wise men, and the money of fools.

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.

When I received the Nobel Prize, the only big lump sum of money I have ever seen, I had to do something with it. The easiest way to drop this hot potato was to invest it, to buy shares. I knew that World War II was coming and I was afraid that if I had shares which rise in case of war, I would wish for war. So I asked my agent to buy shares which go down in the event of war. This he did. I lost my money and saved my soul.

I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money

You must never try to make all the money that's in a deal. Let the other fellow make some money too, because if you have a reputation for always making all the money, you won't have many deals.

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

It is not the employer who pays the wages. Employers only handle the money. It is the customer who pays the wages.

The power which money gives is that of brute force; it is the power of the bludgeon and the bayonet.

Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five.

It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure that you haven't lost the things that money can't buy.

In constant pursuit of money to finance campaigns, the political system is simply unable to function. Its deliberative powers are paralyzed.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

Sex is like money; only too much is enough.

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting.

There is one rule for the industrialist and that is: Make the best quality of goods possible at the lowest cost possible, paying the highest wages possible.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.

You don't get paid for the hour. You get paid for the value you bring to the hour.

It doesn't matter about money; having it, not having it. Or having clothes, or not having them. You're still left alone with yourself in the end.

Ben Franklin may have discovered electricity- but it is the man who invented the meter who made the money.

Civilized countries generally adopt gold or silver or both as money.

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.

Time is more value than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time.

Money dignifies what is frivolous if unpaid for.

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love.

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence.

Nobody climbs mountains for scientific reasons. Science is used to raise money for the expeditions, but you really climb for the hell of it.

False opinions are like false money, struck first of all by guilty men and thereafter circulated by honest people who perpetuate the crime without knowing what they are doing.

We do not have a money problem in America. We have a values and priorities problem.

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success.

Lack of money is the root of all evil.

People don't have fortunes left them in that style nowadays; men have to work and women to marry for money. It's a dreadfully unjust world.

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

We were not talking about the average white person: we was talking about the corporate money rich and the racist jive politicians and the lackeys, as we used to call them, for the government who perpetuate all this exploitation and racism.

God will begin to prosper you, for money always follows righteousness.

Money is the most envied, but the least enjoyed. Health is the most enjoyed, but the least envied.

No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich

Nations have recently been led to borrow billions for war; no nation has ever borrowed largely for education... no nation is rich enough to pay for both war and civilization. We must make our choice; we cannot have both.

Money won't create success, the freedom to make it will.

The golden opportunity you are seeking is in yourself. It is not in your environment; it is not in luck or chance, or the help of others; it is in yourself alone.

Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshipped.

You don't suffer, kill yourself and take the risks I take just for money. I love bike racing.

There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income.

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

Labour was the first price, the original purchase - money that was paid for all things. It was not by gold or by silver, but by labour, that all wealth of the world was originally purchased.

Give tax breaks to large corporations, so that money can trickle down to the general public, in the form of extra jobs.

Entrepreneurs are risk takers, willing to roll the dice with their money or reputation on the line in support of an idea or enterprise. They willingly assume responsibility for the success or failure of a venture and are answerable for all its facets.

It's a pretty sure thing that the player's bat is what speaks loudest when it's contract time, but there are moments when the glove has the last word.

Jews talk a lot about God. But actually their god, just like Marx said, is money. Cash!

All riches have their origin in mind. Wealth is in ideas - not money.

Capitalism without bankruptcy is like Christianity without hell.

I hate banks. They do nothing positive for anybody except take care of themselves. They're first in with their fees and first out when there's trouble.

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.

A lot of pop music is about stealing pocket money from children.

I had some money, I made the best paintings ever. I was completely reclusive, worked a lot, took a lot of drugs. I was awful to people.

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.

The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.

We have become ninety-nine percent money mad. The method of living at home modestly and within our income, laying a little by systematically for the proverbial rainy day which is due to come, can almost be listed among the lost arts.

To think of playing cricket for hard cash! Money and gentility would ruin any pastime under the sun.

We are the men of intrinsic value, who can strike our fortunes out of ourselves, whose worth is independent of accidents in life, or revolutions in government: we have heads to get money, and hearts to spend it.

America has invested her religion as well as her morality in sound income-paying securities. She has adopted the unassailable position of a nation blessed because it deserves to be blessed; and her sons, whatever other theologies they may affect or disregard, subscribe unreservedly to this national creed.

A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money.

The parents have a right to say that no teacher paid by their money shall rob their children of faith in God and send them back to their homes skeptical, or infidels, or agnostics, or atheists.

If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I'm prepared to forget it if they are.

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.

If money help a man to do good to others, it is of some value; but if not, it is simply a mass of evil, and the sooner it is got rid of, the better.

He had heard people speak contemptuously of money: he wondered if they had ever tried to do without it.

Some people give time, some money, some their skills and connections, some literally give their life's blood . . . but everyone has something to give.

I could have made money this way, and perhaps amused myself writing code. But I knew that at the end of my career, I would look back on years of building walls to divide people, and feel I had spent my life making the world a worse place.

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.

A nation is not in danger of financial disaster merely because it owes itself money.

Many people take no care of their money till they come nearly to the end of it, and others do just the same with their time.

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score.

Money is like an arm or leg - use it or lose it.

I made a decision back in 1978 that, in a trade off for money when I directed Halloween, I would have my name above the title in order to basically brand these movies my own.

I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted

The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.

Financial peace isn't the acquisition of stuff. It's learning to live on less than you make, so you can give money back and have money to invest. You can't win until you do this.

He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.

If it is wrong for you to take money from someone else who earned it, to take their money by force for your own needs, then it is certainly just as wrong for you to demand that the government step forward and do this dirty work for you.

Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread.

The habit of saving is itself an education; it fosters every virtue, teaches self-denial, cultivates the sense of order, trains to forethought, and so broadens the mind.

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

Love is the only gold.

I'm tired of love; I'm still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time.

I'm not really religious but very spiritual. I give money to this company that manufactures hearing aids on a regular basis. More people should really hear me sing. I have a gift from God.

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich.

All the breaks you need in life wait within your imagination, Imagination is the workshop of your mind, capable of turning mind energy into accomplishment and wealth.

Modern man is frantically trying to earn enough to buy things he's too busy to enjoy.

I don't think the money people in Hollywood have ever thought I was normal, but I am dedicated to my work and that's what counts.

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half.

Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Why are we here? I think many people assume, wrongly, that a company exists solely to make money. Money is an important part of a company's existence, if the company is any good. But a result is not a cause. We have to go deeper and find the real reason for our being.

In the coldest February, as in every other month in every other year, the best thing to hold on to in this world is each other.

I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City.

Music-making as a means of getting money is hell

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

I'm fulfilled in what I do. I never thought that a lot of money or fine clothes - the finer things of life - would make you happy. My concept of happiness is to be filled in a spiritual sense.

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

Money is how we keep the score in motor racing nowadays.

Fame, I have already. Now I need the money.

Gentlemen prefer bonds.

I don't even get an allowance.

Nothing is easier than spending public money. It does not appear to belong to anybody. The temptation is overwhelming to bestow it on somebody.

Where large sums of money are concerned, it is advisable to trust nobody.

In America, money takes the place of God.

He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed.

The most valuable things in life are not measured in monetary terms. The really important things are not houses and lands, stocks and bonds, automobiles and real state, but friendships, trust, confidence, empathy, mercy, love and faith.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

We all need money, but there are degrees of desperation.

Time will take your money, but money won't buy time.

I don't like money very much, but it calms my nerves.

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

A devastating commentary on the war in Iraq is that we have been unable to spend money on infrastructure.

Listen to the lyrics - we're singing about everyday life: rich people trying to keep money, poor people tying to get it, and everyone having trouble with their husband or wife!

I've never done anything for money. My first love is things of limited commercial appeal. I could be happy doing Shakespeare for the rest of my life.

The financial reward is great and I love the life I have, but all money makes possible is for you to stop worrying about money. Then you have freedom to live your life.

Writing is turning one's worst moments into money.

A man who both spends and saves money is the happiest man, because he has both enjoyments.

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.

The amount of money we spend on education is important, but not nearly as important as how the money is spent.

If you see yourself as prosperous, you will be. If you see yourself as continually hard up, that is exactly what you will be.

Victory is everything. You can spend the money but you can never spend the memories.

Those who have money think that the most important thing in the world is love. The poor know it is money.

A budget tells us what we can't afford, but it doesn't keep us from buying it.

It was an honor and privilege to arrive to this country 16 years ago with almost no money in my pocket. A lot has happened since then.

Do not be fooled into believing that because a man is rich he is necessarily smart. There is ample proof to the contrary.

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.

Education is not a product: mark, diploma, job, money-in that order; it is a process, a never-ending one.

The man who won't loan money isn't going to have many friends - or need them.

After a certain point, money is meaningless. It ceases to be the goal. The game is what counts.

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.

There is a gigantic difference between earning a great deal of money and being rich.

Wealth after all is a relative thing since he that has little and wants less is richer than he that has much and wants more.

He who controls the money supply of a nation controls the nation.

Write out of love, write out of instinct, write out of reason. But always for money.

I make money using my brains and lose money listening to my heart. But in the long run my books balance pretty well.

This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country.

Markets are constantly in a state of uncertainty and flux and money is made by discounting the obvious and betting on the unexpected.

You know the great irony is that people think you have to have money to enjoy fine food, which is a shame.

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

There is nothing an economist should fear so much as applause.

Men who accomplish great things in the industrial world are the ones who have faith in the money producing power of ideas.

Marrying into money was not a good thing for me.

Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.

Fame is addictive. Money is addictive. Attention is addictive. But golf is second to none.

Growing Greener doesn't produce money for farmland preservation or open space preservation.

Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.

Money should not, and must not, change our commitment to solving problems and building this state.

Money coming in says I've made the right marketing decisions.

It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people.

You can't fatten the pig on market day.

Stock prices have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.

A fool and his money get a lot of publicity.

My money goes to my agent, then to my accountant and from him to the tax man.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

The darkest day in a man's career is that wherein he fancies there is some easier way of getting a dollar than by squarely earning it.

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.

Money, again, has often been a cause of the delusion of the multitudes. Sober nations have all at once become desperate gamblers, and risked almost their existence upon the turn of a piece of paper.

But just as I was ready to call it quits, I got the necessary money from a third party, who had been instructed by Bing to help me out, without letting me know where the help came from.

A moderate addiction to money may not always be hurtful; but when taken in excess it is nearly always bad for the health.

Money is the sinews of love, as of war.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the 'gotta have it' scale.

Talk is by far the most accessible of pleasures. It costs nothing in money, it is all profit, it completes our education, founds and fosters our friendships, and can be enjoyed at any age and in almost any state of health.

One could make money and get a career going with a low-budget horror film about killers attacking on holidays. It is always flattering to have somebody copy you.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves.

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.

I have grown up alone. I've taken care of myself. I worked, earned money and was independent at 18.

Nobody deserves this much money - certainly not an actor.

The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.

There is a strange and mighty race of people called the Americans who are rapidly becoming the coldest in the world because of this cruel, man-eating idol, lucre.

If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.

The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the betterment of life.

It is easy to be independent when you've got money. But to be independent when you haven't got a thing, that's the Lord's test.

I could have played another year, but I would have been playing for the money, and baseball deserves better than that.

To long for that which comes not. To lie a-bed and sleep not. To serve well and please not. To have a horse that goes not. To have a man obeys not. To lie in jail and hope not. To be sick and recover not. To lose one's way and know not. To wait at door and enter not, and to have a friend we trust not: are ten such spites as hell hath not.

My basic advise is don't lose money

The actors are in control, getting outrageous amounts of money. The reason they're getting this kind of money is because the studios don't know what else to do. They don't have a clue about what to do except to pay an actor a lot of money.

Prosperity is a way of living and thinking, and not just money or things. Poverty is a way of living and thinking, and not just a lack of money or things.

The most popular labor-saving device is still money.

Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people He gives it to.

If there's no money in poetry, neither is there poetry in money.

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money.

The riches of the game are in the thrills, not the money.

In suggesting gifts: Money is appropriate, and one size fits all.

If you're going to be at a job environment, you should love it. You shouldn't do it just for money. You should do it because you love it. And the money comes naturally.

Time is money.

There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first is that you need the money; the second that you have something to say that you think the world should know; the third is that you can't think what to do with the long winter evenings.

Many folks think they aren't good at earning money, when what they don't know is how to use it.

People who relieve others of their money with guns are called robbers. It does not alter the immorality of the act when the income transfer is carried out by government.

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.

I am not impressed by the Ivy League establishments. Of course they graduate the best — it's all they'll take, leaving to others the problem of educating the country. They will give you an education the way the banks will give you money — provided you can prove to their satisfaction that you don't need it.

The talent of a meat packer, the morals of a money changer, and the manners of an undertaker.

Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God and value it next to conscience; for health is the second blessing that we mortals are capable of, a blessing money can't buy.

Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.

Money is the root of all evil, and yet it is such a useful root that we cannot get on without it any more than we can without potatoes.

They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.

Money is a strange thing. It ranks with love as our greatest source of joy, and with death as our greatest source of anxiety.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?

Love lasteth long as the money endureth.

No race of barbarians ever existed yet offered up children for money

It's our contention that equity may be in the money, depending on where the liabilities lie.

But for money and the need of it, there would not be half the friendship in the world. It is powerful for good if divinely used. Give it plenty of air and it is sweet as the hawthorn; shut it up and it cankers and breeds worms.

Horse racing is animated roulette.

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.

Lend money to an enemy, and thou will gain him, to a friend and thou will lose him.

The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society is to make money.

We women don't care too much about getting our pictures on money as long as we can get our hands on it.

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go.

A fool and his money are soon parted. - Five Hundred Points of Good Husbandry.

Never spend your money before you have earned it.

Nobody in TV makes as much money as Robert Redford, who likes to make movies for several million dollars only on the condition that they contain some sort of social message. I cannot take very seriously a social message delivered by an actor who is paid nine million dollars to deliver it, and who charges you five dollars to see it.

Always try to rub up against money, for if you rub up against money long enough, some of it may rub off on you.

Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen Hey, you

When you don't have any money, the problem is food, When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, its. It's health, If everything is simple, then you're frightened of death.

When a person with money meets a person with experience, the person with the experience winds up with the money and the person with the money winds up with the experience.

Young men wish; love, money and health. One day, they'll say; health, money and love.

I don't pay good wages because I have a lot of money; I have a lot of money because I pay good wages.

Philanthropist, n.: A rich (and usually bald) old gentleman who has trained himself to grin while his conscience is picking his pocket.

The safest course for public officials is simply to throw all of the money in a sack.

What people forget is that every movie that gets made keeps making money for somebody FOREVER.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

Waste neither time nor money, but make the best use of both. Without industry and frugality, nothing will do, and with them everything.

I save money when I'm working so that I never have to take a role simply to pay the bills.

Nothing that is God's is obtainable by money

Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.

I don't look at myself as being famous. I look at myself as an athlete. If the money is there, I'd be happy, but I have to be happy within myself first.

All money is a matter of belief.

The great rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you.

Though chains be of gold, they are chains all the same.

Can you support the expense of a husband, hussy, in gaming, drinking and whoring? Have you money enough to carry on the daily quarrels of man and wife about who shall squander most?

I do not give money for just mere hopes.

Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in 'Old Maid'; the player who is finally left with it has lost.

Fact is Our Lord knew all about the power of money: He gave capitalism a tiny niche in His scheme of things, He gave it a chance, He even provided a first installment of funds. Can you beat that? It's so magnificent. God despises nothing. After all, if the deal had come off, Judas would probably have endowed sanatoriums, hospitals, public libraries or laboratories.

The most money we have ever been able to get appropriated for the juvenile justice bills was $55 million a year, about one-tenth of what was necessary.

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.

If I don't need the money, I don't work.

Many good qualities are not sufficient to balance a single want - the want of money.

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish or arrogant or greedy, the money brings that out, that's all.

You don't decide to build a church because you have money in the bank. You build because God says this is what I should do. Faith is the supplier of things hoped for and the evidence of things not seen.

After you're older, two things are possibly more important than any others: health and money.

Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.

The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.

If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves there wouldn't be enough to go around.

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

There are two fools in this world. One is the millionaire who thinks that by hoarding money he can somehow accumulate real power, and the other is the penniless reformer who thinks that if only he can take the money from one class and give it to another, all the world's ills will be cured.

We ought to change the legend on our money from "In God We Trust" to "In Money We Trust." Because, as a nation, we've got far more faith in money these days than we do in God.

We pay for the mistakes of our ancestors, and it seems only fair that they should leave us the money to pay with.

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.

When money follows results - we will get more results for our money.

I worshipped money so much that it ruined my life. Money is not my god. I just want to manage His money for Him, for the poor people, the lost kids. I just love everybody.

If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.

When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.

Before borrowing money from a friend it's best to decide which you need most.

No one can claim to be called Christian who gives money for the building of warships and arsenals.

I owe everything to golf. Where else could a guy with an IQ like mine make this much money?

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

I'm the most loyal player money can buy.

Hollywood held this double lure for me, tremendous sums of money for work that required no more effort than a game of pinochle.

Boys are the cash of war. Whoever said: we're not free spenders- doesn't know our like.

Expect your every need to be met. Expect the answer to every problem, expect abundance on every level.

There is this difference between the two temporal blessings - health and money; money is the most envied, but the least enjoyed; health is the most enjoyed, but the least envied; and this superiority of the latter is still more obvious when we reflec.

The career of a writer is comparable to that of a woman of easy virtue. You write first for pleasure, later for the pleasure of others and finally for money.

The thing that differentiates man from animals is money.

Money talks — but credit has an echo.

Money is always there but the pockets change.

You can have your titular recognition. I'll take money and power.

As soon as you take money for playing sport, it isn't sport, it's work.

If I can't play for big money, I play for a little money. And if I can't play for a little money, I stay in bed that day.

Thought, not money, is the real business capital...

Don't just work for the money; that will bring only limited satisfaction.

Wealth is not in making money, but in making the man while he is making money.

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.

The rich aren't like us, they pay less taxes.

A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time to save money is when you have some.

That most delicious of all privileges - spending other people's money

There's no amount of money that would make me decide something for a career.

He that's secure is not safe.

Money is not the only answer, but it makes a difference.

Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.

Money was made, not to command our will, But all our lawful pleasures to fulfill. Shame and woe to us, if we our wealth obey; The horse doth with the horseman away.

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own.

Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.

Money is only a human invention. I get paid for my work, it's a system of trade, but it's not my purpose and reason for living.

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust.

Money is the fruit of evil, as often as the root of it.

Money will come to you when you are doing the right thing.

Spare no expense to save money on this one.

Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces.

When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.

Simply by not owning three medium-sized castles in Tuscany I have saved enough money in the last forty years on insurance premiums alone to buy a medium-sized castle in Tuscany.

Let honesty and industry be thy constant companions, and spend one penny less than thy clear gains; then shall thy pocket begin to thrive; creditors will not insult, nor want oppress, nor hungerness bite, nor nakedness freeze thee

Fifty percent of life in the NBA is sex. The other 50 percent is money.

Neither a borrower nor a lender be, for loan oft loses both itself and friend, and borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.

Remember that credit is money.

The politicians don't just want your money. They want your soul. They want you to be worn down by taxes until you are dependent and helpless. When you subsidize poverty and failure, you get more of both.

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter.

He who multiplies riches multiplies cares.

Time and money spent in helping men to do more for themselves is far better than mere giving.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited.

I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money.

The writer must earn money in order to be able to live and to write, but he must by no means live and write for the purpose of making money.

You have not lived a perfect day, even though you have earned your money, unless you have done something for someone who will never be able to repay you.

Money is not required to buy one necessity of the soul.

An actress is not a machine, but they treat you like a machine. A money machine.

Politicians never accuse you of 'greed' for wanting other people's money - only for wanting to keep your own money.

No illusion is more crucial than the illusion that great success and huge money buy you immunity from the common ills of mankind, such as cars that won't start.

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

Anticipate charity by preventing poverty; assist the reduced fellow man, either by a considerable gift or a sum of money or by teaching him a trade or by putting him in the way of business so that he may earn an honest livelihood and not be forced to the dreadful alternative of holding out his hand for charity. This is the highest step and summit of charity's golden ladder.

The farmer's way of saving money: to be owed by someone he trusted.

Nobody spends somebody else's money as carefully as he spends his own. Nobody uses somebody else's resources as carefully as he uses his own. So if you want efficiency and effectiveness, if you want knowledge to be properly utilized, you have to do it through the means of private property.

The best way to relieve families from time to time is to let them keep some of their own money.

If you want to make a little money, write a book. If you want to make a lot of money, create a religion.

Money is the wise man's religion.

It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more.

You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money.

I don't make any money.

Interest works night and day in fair weather and in foul. It gnaws at a man's substance with invisible teeth.

The one regret I have about my own abortions is that they cost money that might otherwise have been spent on something more pleasurable, like taking the kids to movies and theme parks.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

You must get money to chase you, but never let it catch up....

The faults of the burglar are the qualities of the financier.

For the folk-community does not exist on the fictitious value of money but on the results of productive labour, which is what gives money its value.

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.

The price we have to pay for money is sometimes liberty.

If I had all the money I've spent on drink — I'd spend it on drink.

We have the best Congress that money can buy.

Money without brains is always dangerous.

Her voice is full of money.

Money can't buy happiness, but it will certainly get you a better class of memories.

Through money or power you cannot solve all problems. The problem in the human heart must be solved first.

Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.

Well, people got attatched. Once you cut the umbilical cord they attatched to the other things. Sight, sound, sex, money, mirages, mothers, masturbation, murder, and Monday morning hangovers.

Prestige is the shadow of money and power. Where these are, there it is. Like the national market for soap or automobiles and the enlarged arena of federal power, the national cash-in area for prestige has grown, slowly being consolidated into a truly national system.

Money grows on the tree of persistence

The insolence of authority is endeavoring to substitute money for ideas.

When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say, 'It's in the script.' If he says, 'But what's my motivation?, ' I say, 'Your salary.'

Money is a poor man's credit card.

Make ducks and drakes with shillings.

The secret point of money and power in America is neither the things that money can buy nor power for power's sake... but absolute personal freedom, mobility, privacy. It is the instinct which drove America to the Pacific, all through the nineteenth century, the desire to be able to find a restaurant open in case you want a sandwich, to be a free agent, live by one's own rules.

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone.

The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.

The use of money is all the advantage there is in having it.

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market.

Successful people make money. It's not that people who make money become successful, but that successful people attract money. They bring success to what they do.

When I chased after money, I never had enough. When I got my life on purpose and focused on giving of myself and everything that arrived into my life, then I was prosperous.

Virtue has never been as respectable as money.

Being rich is having money; being wealthy is having time

The fundamental evil of the world arose from the fact that the good Lord has not created money enough.

When you've told someone that you've left them a legacy the only decent thing to do is to die at once.

True luck consists not in holding the best of the cards at the table; luckiest is he who knows just when to rise and go home.

When an actor has money he doesn't send letters, he sends telegrams.

Money is a handmaiden, if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress, if thou knowest not.

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.

Some people think they are worth a lot of money just because they have it.

If our soldiers are not overburdened with money, it is not because they have a distaste for riches; if their lives are not unduly long, it is not because they are disinclined to longevity.

We're comfortable with movie stars having money. We're comfortable with a woman marrying a rich guy and having money. We're not so comfortable with a woman independently working in business and making a lot of money.

Nothing is cheap which is superfluous, for what one does not need, is dear at a penny.

I've made all my money on my own without my family and I work very hard, ... Just listening to my father . . . So just basically following that and following my heart.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

It's not the money. It's not the fame. It's the influence.

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.

We're all generous, but with different things, like time, money, talent - criticism.

A good reputation is more valuable than money.

Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so.